You Offended Your Neighbors
You: “I just don’t get how homeschool kids can ever be normal, am I right?!”
Your neighbor: “I find that my kids are fine.”
You: Shit. Cue you avoiding your neighbors ala PCS Survival…which one of you leaves the island first? All of a sudden, you’re praying for surprise orders to drop from the sky.
You Forgot Your Military Dependent ID So Many Times That the Gate Guards Won’t Let You Sign Yourself In Any More
PLEASE don’t call my wife again. I’ll just go sit at Starbucks until my ID reappears. <frantically searching through backpack> It’s gotta be in here somewhere.
You Burned Bridges at Your Workplace
You might just want to leave that one off your resume.
Your Kid Beat Up That Honor Student
Or the annoying kid. At this point, SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
You Told the Wrong Person Your Political Platform
You thought you had it all under wraps.
You Created a Scene at a Local Restaurant
And despite the fact you never went back there again, you relive the experience every time you drive by.
Your Pet Became a Neighborhood Nuisance
There goes Snowball again…but that face though!
You Inadvertently (or Totally Advertently) Stirred the Pot and Created Unnecessary Drama
But I thought everybody knew about this?!
Everybody Knows You for the Wrong Reason
You know who you are. And so does everybody else now.
You Created a Scene at Your On-Base Medical Clinic
I don’t need to see an advocate, I need a freaking appointment. Now where’s my referral?!
Did we miss any? Has a PCSing or moving fixed a f@#$ up for you? Share your story in the comments!